Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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That's what he said.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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