A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Your life That's the joke

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Herman Cain

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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