Anti jokes are funny

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why....... Because.

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Shit.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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