- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

...Jack Vale

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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