jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the mole say? Nothing

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Rick Perry.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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