i wish i was a tree !

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Hello world

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I hate you.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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The government makes a good decision

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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