What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

who just made fun of katie matt

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Three men walked into a metal pole

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Womens rights.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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