I hate you.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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GooglePlus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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