- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Women rights.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

69

Potato salad

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

hahaha

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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