Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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