What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Pianca going ham

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Women's rights

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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