why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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I am black.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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I like to eat.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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theres a fat guy

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