Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Benevolent villain.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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poop.........

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Rob Bell

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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GooglePlus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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