Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

kennah campion... being nice

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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French people.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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