- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

William Raines.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Is Carly smart? No.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

poop.........

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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