What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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gay marriage.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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