Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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No.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Why Because

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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