What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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