Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

thumb_up thumb_down -16

son, you're adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down +61

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

thumb_up thumb_down +49

You're so straight!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

thumb_up thumb_down +49

no

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A black guy walks in to a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops