A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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