Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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DANA

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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