- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

So one time this woman was learning...

balls in ya mouf

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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