What's big? Jupiter.

Lockerbie bombing

A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

i am predestal

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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