Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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gay marriage.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Global Warming.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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