What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The jets are a good team..

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A black succeeds

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