What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Oh...okay, good.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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A very depressed man walks into a bar, sits down, and gives the bartender his credit card and says, "Keep giving me beers until I pass out." The bartender asks, "What's wrong Buddy? You can talk to me!" The depressed man explains that he was fired, his wife has been cheating on him for the past 2 years, both his daughters ran away and became prostitutes, his mother died after choking on his father's Genitals and the father had just been diagnosed with both brain and testicular cancer and will die within the week, his sister was kidnapped and sold into a sex slave market and has been missing for the past year, his brother confessed to being gay and committed suicide with his lover (male) after learning that their state did not accept gay marriage. He pauses to drink his beer, then continues on to say that he has been convicted of sexually assaulting a child even though he was innocent, his dog had just been run over by a tractor trailer with no physical body left to bury, his cat had gotten stuck in the garbage disposal and he turned it on without knowledge that the cat was sleeping inside. The man looks at the bartender and started to laugh and cry at his misfortune, he then said,"... And to top it all off i just spent the past 2 hours explaining this to a deaf bartender!" The man then went home and hung himself on the telephone pole outside his house. At the funeral only the bartender,who attended, spoke on his behalf, reciting the man's terrible life, then ending by saying, "This man death has motivated me to search for a cure to this rare Delusional Disorder."

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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women's lacrosse.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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hahaha

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Anti Joke

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