- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

your moms so fat she has kankles

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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