- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Hello world

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

marble

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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