how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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God.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is Jason? Black.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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No.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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