- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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