- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

did you ever see a butter fly?

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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