Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Black people

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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