What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A ginger rapping.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Guess what? Chicken butt

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