Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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1+1= 69

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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I am black.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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