What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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penis

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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