- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Goat balls.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Women's rights

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

penis

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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