When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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This joke isnt funny.

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noodles

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Mexicans working in an office

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Got milk? No.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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