- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

amy copied adams haircut :0

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Aodhan Hearty

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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