- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

womens rights

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Goat balls.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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