Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

come along children

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why Because

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Chocolate rain Awesome!

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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