An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What is Jason? Black.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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