What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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9:11 make a wish

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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womans rights

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Punchline.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Hello

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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