Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

potato

make me a sandwich!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Womens rights.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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