What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

I hate you.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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