What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Hello world

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I hate you.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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