a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

I won the game.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Freedom of Speech

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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