- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Miscarriages.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??