Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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johann grayson being liked

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An Irishman stays home

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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beiber i straight

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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cheese

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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