what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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The government makes a good decision

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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im jewish

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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