- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A fish walks into a bar

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Small breasts.

A bar walks into your mother.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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