Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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