Whats long and hard? a pole

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Women's rights

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Noah is Smart.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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josh simpson has cancer

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Slavery

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whats better than shoes feet

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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