Women's rights

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

I love boobs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Pianca going ham

What will happen when a black person die they die

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

your all shit at jokes

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

I like your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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