- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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