Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Indeed.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Icecream

Why were corners made? For crying.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Turtles

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

black people. that is all...

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Is Carly smart? No.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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