pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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